Ten Literary Sentences That Will Never Be Spoken

1. That's the self-published avant-garde novelist's Porsche.
2. Don't you find Lacan refreshingly clear and easy to understand?
3. This year's winner of the Pulitzer Prize in Poetry doesn't teach anywhere.
4. I just saw Wilbur Smith seliing copies of The Big Issue under Hungerford Bridge.
5. I read Philip K. Dick for his prose.
6. I read Derrida for pleasure. (I do, in fact, but I'm very, very odd.)
7. After his workout at the gym, Slavoj Zizek ate a light salad and ran three miles.
8. The American poet was mobbed by adoring fans.
9. Henry James is OK, but he could use a little more nuance.
10. This Faulkner novel has too few adjectives.